Fake it until you make it!

Geeze, fine, I’ll Google it for you. Here’s the armed conflict map for the time period of January 2019 to June 2019.

The true beauty of this gif is how the kid’s unbridled joy makes a perfect loop.

“My crops are literally rotting in the fields! What am I supposed to do, harvest them myself?!”

God, that would be nice, though, wouldn’t it?

My exact first thought was “If I was someone with millions of dollars to waste, I’d buy the whole thing just because I was told I shouldn’t.”

I’m not sure it would be, not unless that person then saves the files in some way. Unintentionally receiving illicit materials is not illegal so long as you report it immediately. Keeping those materials on a server without reporting them upon receipt is a different story.

He said “outside of a war zone.” The vast majority of Africa and the Middle East is currently classified as war zones.

They’re all wrong. It’s Protoceratops. Miniature version of a Triceratops that’s about the size of a golden retriever. Large enough for a young child to ride, but not so big they’d be a problem. And they’re herbivorous!

Oh man, yes, the memory card icons were so cool. I think my favorites were from the Ape Escape, Katamari Damacy, and Silent Hill games. But there’s just so damn many out there. What a neat trip down memory lane. Too bad there’s nothing like that on the current gen anymore.

No, Legend of Mana wasn’t included. Believe me, I’d be all over that noise if it was.

This is going to span console generations at this point. They are going to have to remake episode one of the remake by the time they get to the final chapter.

Uh, excuse me, where the hell is “Clever girl”?

Good lord, I’d forgotten I backed that. Completely forgot about it entirely until you mentioned it just now.

I was unreasonably offended for no discernible reason when I first heard the song that sampled Ms. Jackson. So very, very offended and I can’t figure out why.

Oh man, yes! Martin Sahlin’s presentation remains my favorite of any at E3. During the presentation you can tell he’s incredibly nervous, but he’s so passionate about what he helped to create you can actually see the point where his excitement overcomes his stagefright and he starts speaking more confidently. I don’t…

Now we just need to keep a Certain Someone from delaying it.

I agree with that sentiment. If I don’t think too hard about the actual story itself, I really enjoyed the game. Especially the Pirates world. But then if I take a moment to think on the story itself I’m left asking the question “What the hell actually happened?” The answer seems to be “*shrug*”

It looks like you’re playing a Netflix animated series and I am 100% okay with it. I can’t wait!

This actually begs a relatively loaded question: