Listen here, asshole, you take that back! Pufferfish are noble creatures of high class and good taste!

I’ve examined all the charts and I believe it puts them firmly in the “traitor” category.

Oh, thank god for that, I didn’t see that part initially. I was so disgusted by the implication it was only coming to Xbox.

Have you ever read the title of an article and just asked yourself “What the fuck is this?” This is one of those times. How can such a garbage human being exist?

Prepare for heartbreak?

This was my first thought exactly watching the trailer. Throughout the game I was like “Wait, what happened here? Why the skip?” And now we know where all that missing content went.

You call it “kink,” I call it getting signed up for a lifetime on the sex offender’s registry.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait.

Uh, no. No. I think the word she’s trying to find is “violated.” Nothing feels like rape except rape.

I... I can’t even tell if that’s real or not...

Gonna have to be the same for me. Beakman is a darling, but he’d let his friends have the run of the place. And we’ve all seen Lester’s standards for hygiene.

Well, we’re all children of Mothra, so it’s an OK assumption to make.

I anticipate a lot of Zacian’s getting named “Sif” and I’m quite okay with that.

Same. What do they feed the rabbits? Where do they grow it? How are the rabbits taken care of if all the tethered have to act out the actions of their other halves? Why do they have to eat the rabbits raw? Why don’t they just cook them? How come not all the tethered appear to be acting out actions while underground…

Well, in this instance, it seems to be exactly what this person is complaining about.

Yes, so much. Dragonheart and Tremors: they’re the cheesy, poorly made gifts that keep on giving.

At the college I attended there was a laminating machine in the library that was for student use with librarian permission. On that machine was a handwritten sticky note that was taped to the machine that said “Do not laminate your hand.”

Probably more hints at a mechanic of the dress than a joke itself. I bet she’ll have to try to get rid of it by selling it to someone in order to break her curse.

Oh man, those look amazing and I don’t care how awful for your health they are. I bet they’d taste amazing dipped in jalapeno ranch, hmmmm.

Same, and now I’m kicking myself. Probably should have guessed they’d put this as a free game with the third one coming out this year, ugh.