“Help me!”

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

No, you’re the worst.

Ben Bithop

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

We got picked up on a Friday night, and he said he had a guy who was really drunk a few rides earlier. I said the dude was probably just tailgating early, and he went with “my daughter would start tailgating on wednesdays... she’s probably the most famous tailgater” and i was like “Sam?” he said “yep” and proceeded…

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

I hope the next time you need one they’ll be too fragile to help you.

It is amazing that the dude just shut down Curry 1 on 1 during a clutch moment in the game, was +19, and had 14 rebounds and still getting shit on.

God damnit, Ayesha...

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

“See, the Duke Blue Devil has this cousin who’s really into jam bands...”

If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.

I understand not wanting to admit LeBron is in Jordans league but holy fuck, are you saying Jordans Bulls beat 6 teams AS GOOD as the team that just won 73 games as defending champions? Led by a two time MVP and two other arguable top 10 NBA players coupled with one of the most exceptionable benches in history? I like…

Goddamn, for the supposed best team of all time, I have watched the Warriors get the shit kicked out of them a lot in the past month.

Just a friendly reminder that Phil Kessel didn’t make Team USA’s roster for the World Cup but Ryan Callahan, he of the 28 points last season, did.