For something to age like milk, it had to be good at one point. The Chevy SSR was always a terrible looking car. 

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.

Just call them Durango Redeyes, helltigers, demoncats or make those babies even more butthurt call them hellcat+. 

At some point a few months ago, a picture from someone’s front lawn showed up on my twitter feed that was the short-lived Dodge Magnum with the front end of a modern charger frankenstein’d onto it.

Any subcompact CUV. Automakers realized that they could add a couple inches of headroom on to a normal hatchback, jack up the price by $5k and Americans would eat that shit up. Fat boomers who wouldn’t be caught dead in a subcompact hatchback are suddenly throwing money at whatever POS slightly taller subcompact CUV…

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.

This is an old British expression, for “making fun of”... Not sure why Torch would be using it, other than to be pedantic.  Which is pretty much on-brand for Torch.

Deep diving into the weeds of the banal inter-workings of cars is EXACTLY what makes car-sites awesome. Please dont read any of Torch’s tail light novels. Of all the gripes you could have had with this site, this is the hill in which you chose to die? Someone casts light on the subtle nuance of how your car works so…

I don’t really like her music (my nieces I’m sure do), but she might be one of 100 (?) people in the world than hold that particular level of expertise in talent. As someone who used to have my own production company, it’s pretty incredible.

Taylor Swift is the Elton John/Bernie Taupin of our time. I used to find it a bit poppy and tired, but now I see just talent.

Jesus, most of the shows I go to are a half dozen dudes who smell like weed unloading a white Econoline with a U-Haul trailer behind it, and those guys play in the band too.

I’ll say this much, as someone who doesn’t have CarPlay and likes to listen to specific things from time to time on Spotify, navigating to things other than a handful of playlists is a big pain in Car View. So while it’s UX is great when playing, navigating to anything other than a Daily Mix or something like that is…

The vast majority of the time you can still redownload the game if you’ve previously purchased it. The fact that PT was completely removed is so notable specifically because it couldn’t be redownloaded.

Except soon it won’t really make a difference, because many physical games these days are becoming licenses on a disc and basically useless without an internet connection to validate/patch.

I feel like it’s easy to guess it’s a licensing issue here.

“In the Czech Republic, too, we love pork.”

Obviously the middle of Madonna is XXX.