“When the best looking thing on your car is the blue badging, that’s not good. It doesn’t have any masculine lines or feminine lines whatsoever; this car needs to be referred to by the pronoun ‘they’.”

What in the hell are you on about? It looks like a 60s Civic

Am I the only person thinking Vantablack badges would be awesome?

This is probably the most raucous I’ve ever heard Mr. Bird, particularly in the Bowl of Fire era. 

Real in-car rally racing footage-based reality show, but all co-drivers are Muppets.

I’m completely down with this idea and can just imagine Gonzo being cool as a cucumber while Rizzo is freaking out bouncing around the cabin.

Just watched Tokyo Drift with a couple friends over the weekend, it was their first time. Holy hey is that movie a bunch of early 2000s tropes and white man saves the day but the stunt driving by Tanner Foust is what makes that movie the best. Plus it was probably the last time we got something that mimicked a real…

The Jalop in me has awoken for Tomato Tomasino’s car is Martini liveried Mercedes E320 wagon.

Cody looks suspiciously like Leon S Kennedy but having Volt Krueger in there is a nice touch.

I am reading this article whilst listening to Freak On A Leash. All is right with the world for this moment.

Would love to get some wheel time in with you online Andrew, this is one of my favorite games ever. I probably spend way too much time making sacrilege and tuning it but I do love racing online.
Glad you found a way to enjoy it with your injury and I hope your rehabilitation goes well!

I’m looking a gift horse squarely in the mouth here but that silver cladding is godawful looking, I’ll never be able to afford this new and the classic; no manual.

I find myself to be somewhere in between and I think in a healthy space. I always acknowledge a server or bartender and NEVER have my phone in front of me while ordering. It’s basic courtesy.
On the other hand, I’m not particularly extroverted. If I’ve ordered my drink and head off to a table to sit on my phone while…

Ah yes, such insight. I am awed at your skill and talent in observation.

Being the de facto childrens villain of the 80's and 90's was probably another sort of factor. They were so easy to hate that games and TV made them into one dimensional portrayals of evil.
Evil they are and were, however it loses the focus that this evil was all too human.

Where’s your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don’t see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons?

Unfortunately, that leaves you pretty SOL if the NFS games aren’t up to snuff but you or your kid may like them. PS isn’t really know for it’s glut of racing games and most of the “good” ones are pretty simulation focused such as GT or Project Cars. I remember Burnout Paradise Revisited playing pretty well.

I would definitely urge you to check out the Forza Horizon series, particularly the newer ones like 3 or 4. NFS’s driving has gotten really weird feeling and bad over the years, it’s weird playing the older games like Carbon or Underground and being more impressed with the car handling than the likes of The Run or…

Our civilization shall end choked on it’s own greed and short-sightedness.

So it looks like an angry clown... cool.

That front end looks infinitely better than the clown makeup that currently makes up Acura beaks. I’m going to hope for a manual but I know the chances are low to nil... :(

I expected playing Underground 2 again would be just an exercise in taking off some rose colored glasses but that game is legitimately great and the graphics still sorta hold up.