Not a huge fan of the update that they gave to 3, the front end is a little busier and doesn’t have that cool sorta Gundam look. Nor do I like how the new grill surround terminates into the headlights like a weird bug.

You should probably read that manual, you might inspire sleep through Bob Ross-like dulcet tones of maintenance schedules and the ways you should absolutely not change an air filter.

More like Hamburg Slide amirite?

I’d split the difference and get a Mazda3... Oh wait, I already did!

Wow, hanging out in the shade you just threw over 76

Wow, hanging out in the shade you just threw over 76

I vote Suburban, even the previous gen is nothing but ‘Merica. I learned to drive on a ‘99 Suburban.

I agree when it comes to BMWs of the past few generations. The overall look has shifted towards a futurism that doesn’t quite invite as much as the old interiors had. I miss the dash length swaths of wood and the no-nonsense layout of controls.

I’m actually a fan of the stock vehicle’s looks but jeez this is... much.
How long is this? Looks like it’s 30+ feet.

I bought a Mazda 3 hatch in 2014 and I would gladly trade it in for a 6 wagon any day.

“As good as it looks” - wow bar’s that low now?

I feel like the white driver should also get a ticket for that horrible dangerous merge

Hmm, assholes in SUVs? Color me shocked

Now all they need to do is put it in the 3

Well at least you’d spend most of the time inside of it. This really is on a whole nother level of ugly...

Arsenic is naturally occurring, just because it’s “natural” doesn’t make it safe and just because it’s synthetic doesn’t make something dangerous.

Are you trying to kill us?

This thing looks like the bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt of hot hatches.

To be honest the design of the interior looks lower class than it should be - something more akin to a Kia. It doesn’t look as inviting or comfortable as it should be and boy I miss wood grain.

Neutral: Would I buy an Aston crossover? No, but I can assure you that some schlub with much more money than I would.
I just simply don’t see the appeal and especially for someone that has enough money I would still rather have more purpose built offerings. Give me a Land Rover for my pleb-like utilitarian needs and an…

So name it something fun in German like “Erklärungsnot” or “Torschlußpanik”