We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

This makes me think of Sweat Your Prayers.
This video explains some of it and is unintentionally hilarious. It hails from Marin County (my home), naturally.

I'm sorry but none of these are anywhere near as disturbing as the BoobVagPeen (not official name).

Hands-down worst use of the word synergistic. Period.

Also, they have some serious lordosis.

But... but... thigh gap!

This. is. terrifying.

And if there's anything hotter than having sex with a spouse who doesn't want to, well I don't know what it is.

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

This is what I needed this morning.

The hyperbolic words used in a gawker media article title are a law unto themselves.

Andras, if you think this was terrifying, probably don't watch the Exorcist. You'll most likely have a heart attack and die.

I have a friend who does this and I really think she has no idea. She makes tiny little "mm. hmm." sounds when she eats and it is WEIRD.

Misophones unite!

I freaked out and batted an apple out of someones hand in the car once. They were making a LOT of slurpy yummy noises and chewing with their mouth open... It was distracting me to the point where I wanted to Vanilla Sky the car to shut them up. I realized how dangerous this line of thought was, opened their window…

People who eat while talking on the phone. There is no grosser sound in the world. Customers do this to me ALL THE DAMN TIME at my work—I'm trying to take their order and they're just chompin' and smackin' into the phone. It's like, can you put the damn apple down for this fifty seconds of your life, please?