Props for the John Mulaney reference, too.

I admit that my use of the phrase "real life" was probably errant. I thought about changing it, but I probably should be more focused on work while I'm at work than my internet comments (did I mention that I'm at work right now?).

Cut me some slack, here. It was a Friday wedding, we flew out on Saturday, and I just really didn't want to see Pacific Rim…or Grown-Ups 2…or Despicable Me 2.

I got married that weekend. Don't blame me. I was busy.

But he is an actor. That's the point. Pilots and teachers turned meth-cookers are real people, so they should have real personalities in real life. To say that he is an actor playing someone who isn't an actor and therefore doesn't need to be a good actor is absurd. I just…I don't get you.