Upvoted for the wonderful mental image of a 'crushing yolk of female domination'.

ah, but fortunately, he's a rich white *smug asshole*. The Rich White Man Get Out Of Jail Free card requires that you show up to your sentencing hearing looking suitably serious, humble and chastened. You don't actually have to *be* any of those things, you just have to *look* them for an hour or two. Happily for the…

Well, nah. I think someone nailed it by saying 'virtue signalling' is like 'political correctness' - there's actually a kernel of truth to the concept, but it's now entirely useless because some people just use it as a stick to beat anyone who ever says anything remotely nice.

okay. okay. okay. wait. seriously. are y'all seriously having a debate about whether the absence of a rape joke in itself constitutes a rape joke? I mean, shit, I like arguing, but this is next level stuff. are you all part of the same philosophy seminar or something?!

“Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not
believe he sent any such communications, and will vigorously pursue his
legal remedies for any false and defamatory accusations that are made.”

But inexplicably missing the Cowboy Junkies, who were more or less the poster child for it for a while.

Here, have a like.

Fine: "Freedom Blade".

Man, if I just had a nickel for every damn app I forgot to write the "Cancel Robot Apocalypse" button into, I'd have…a nickel. And humanity would still have the eastern seaboard.

Good thing inviting him turned out to not be political *at all*, then, huh?

How about a version where Jake Paulers are beaten to death by furries?

It's pretty obvious, really: if Tweety had been female, he'd have been given some stupid, stereotypically female-identified prop or trait or something. Only *male* characters get to not have their gender explicitly referred to in old cartoons (and, hey…most everything else. Sadly.)

This *is* a GQ thing.

I do wish that people would clarify, when they're throwing shade at fedoras, that they mean the shitty $10 paper or cotton fedoras that MRAs wear with outfits that have no damn business sitting under a fedora…

Tommy Cooper was pretty good - at least, childhood me remembers so…

POINT OF ORDER: I am morally certain the Turnberry employee would've said "they came and took it doon a while back".

"Of the Labour Party’s Jeremy Corbyn, who defeated May in the election"

I'm Canadian, and I refrigerate my maple syrup. Go forth and enjoy your much happier, yet substantially shorter, remaining life span, my friend.

So do I, but not with the idea that it was a goddamn terrible movie, which it really was. I'd say the "beginning and end of the problem" is that it's basically another terrible, terrible Zack Snyder DC movie.

Saying Ewan MacGregor phoned in his performance would be an insult to AT&T, though.