"Feist, whose last album came out in 2011"

But…isn't that just Seth Myers' show?

"Is that the guy who travels the world eating testicles?"

There are Guinness World Records for everything, because the fine folks at Guinness World Records figured out long ago that handing out Guinness World Records like candy is a great way to get the press to say Guinness World Records a lot. Not that that sort of thing ever works on me, the holder of the Guinness World…

I eat it for breakfast every damn Sunday of my life, so clearly you are objectively wrong!

Um. No. I didn't say any of those things. If anyone's interested in what I *actually* said, please read up, and don't trust Ellsworth's attempt to put words into my mouth.

Hey, let's have a few real world examples, shall we?

Sorry, no, I fundamentally disagree, and that was the point I was making, which you seem to have missed. It is perfectly fine and appropriate to require that, before the state impose criminal punishment on a person, that person must be proven guilty of a criminal offence to all the strict standards that 'free world'…

Well, the behaviour in question could in theory be prosecuted as a crime. But that doesn't mean everyone who discusses said behaviour has to hold themselves to the standards of evidence and proof and all the rest of it that a court is required to hold itself to when deliberating criminal charges and potentially…

"Criminal cases have to do with determining guilt for the crime itself on
the basis of the "people," either the state or the federal government.
It has to do with criminal punishment—jail time, probation, community
service, whatever else is given out as criminal punishment. This does
not include money. It does not…

Not only did he act pissed, he had the tremendous audacity to simultaneously act *not* pissed! What a cad, I say.

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The acting cards have the name of the actor and the movie on them (because the nomination is really for a specific acting performance - in fact an actor could be nominated twice for two different performances, I believe, in which case you'd need to know which one they won for). As he said, the card read "Emma Stone -…

I just skipped to somewhere random at the end and said CancerAids.

Several people have pointed out there are two of each envelope.

Kinda like the kind of person who sucker punches people in bars?

Yeah, he was better than I was expecting.

I think it's a joke about someone saying it during the red carpet show. I personally am a big fan of Hidden Fences and Moonlight Figures, despite having seen only half of each movie!

Well, you only have to actually watch Moonlight: its lead male role is played by three different actors and it doesn't really *have* a lead female role (but it has several fantastic non-lead female roles). That doesn't in any way reflect on its qualities as a movie.

Wait, what has its own wikipedia article? Lawns? Getting off? Getting off lawns? Doctuar? This reply?