Good lord. Video is up.

This is a very original take. Thank you for your perspective.

Nice of you to join all your nieces and nephews here on Kinja for the day, Annoying Uncle!

This isn’t even good smarm. It’s a bad deal for sports fans who like seeing Kevin Durant play basketball with Russell Westbrook, preferably in cool playoff series.

OMG they're from the same planet.

Shit, I realize I am unironically defending a customer here. Please understand that I don't normally do this.

Caraway is not a kind of fennel, though they are related (both are in the apiaceae family, along with carrots, celery, and asafoetida, among others). But I think you more than made up for that minor blip with the creative inclusions of "cassowary" and "Faraday cage"!

Casein free cheese is actually a thing. It's not real cheese, but it's real. Jesus.

I'd bet dairy allergy.

In Sharon's story, she probably meant (or said) "casein", not "calcium"

Why would you put marbles into rind bread? And why would I want rind bread anyway? I want the soft part of the bread - not the rind.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

And some people are just morons. A lot of gentiles I know get kosher turkeys for Thanksgiving because while they know nothing about kashrut itself, they think they're somehow "better" - so I wouldn't put it past someone to call and ask for a kosher ham for Easter or any other occasion. The Greenwich Village location…

They probably all wanted separate checks and tipped crap, too. What gets me is that this was a fairly common occurrence...what tourist trap is this place near??

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

So I too can be a bro just by unbuttoning the second button of my button-down shirt? Excellent!

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

This from a Lakers fan: you try walking away from all that money.