In a word: Yikes. That doesn't look survivable at all. All of that glass (albeit armored)? That drive train looks completely exposed. The interior looks like something out of a Sci-Fi movie you'd see on an episode of MST3K.

Mike Riley is your high quality coach hire? YIKES.

I had a feeling it would end this way based on the text he sent to his mom and that his friends saw him leaving the house wearing all black. Still doesn't make it any less tragic.

Who would put that elderly man in pads and throw him on the field? Its barbaric, really.

Well that didn't take long:

Could be worse, you could be Penn State.

Granted, but I'm not convinced that firing Pelini was the right move either. The guy has been relatively successful considering Nebraska is no longer a top-tier team in FBS, regardless of what Cornhusker boosters would have you believe. They competed most every year and they're finishing the season 9-3. Their only bad…

That generic mass e-mail from Eichorst has to be a real kick in the balls for the players. At least meet with the team face to face to let them know you're getting rid of their coach.

Don't you think that last line is a little disingenuous? If he had intentionally punched the linesman he'd be facing a suspension. For now (and eternity, hopefully) hockey allows fighting. Stepping in to break up said fight there's always a risk you might catch an errant hit.

To be completely fair, he does look like Pat Burrell.

Why would Pat Burrell be at the Iron Bowl, he went to Miami.

The Paul Finebaum show is great entertainment for the drive home.

I'd watch Chesney Center every day of the week over Sports Center.

It was pretty slick getting the marching band to do the proposal for him, but she can't even see the formation from down on the field!

I wonder if she's still hanging out with double-chin dude.

Is there where I come to criticize Ms. Lauten for being a fat white chick that wears too much makeup?

Oh no! A news outlet wants the exclusive interview with the only person alive from one of the biggest stories of the year!

Have you been watching any of the livestreams/news footage or nah?

That's a solid own by Kalil. You always look like a doofus when you have to pick up your hat. Also acceptable: wedgie.

I was going to say the same thing. If not for the freshness and cream filling they're on par with Ansel's. Which is to say Ansel's is really overrated.