welcome to finishing 7th in the east and not getting a good draft pick.

You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

If young metro don't pay you I'm gone shoot em

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

Well I just followed that dude. Worth a shot.

To be fair, you can’t exactly PIT a go-kart.

Another theory: cop never called it in because everyone would laugh at the guy who couldn’t stop a fat guy in a go kart

A few theories:

Jason, this is a fantastic analysis of Tesla’s autopilot shortcomings, but I’d argue that it’s missing the point. I’ve been beating this drum at every opportunity (basically every time I see a Jalopnik post wherein you guys drive around in a Model S doing everything but driving). The public’s perception of Telsa’s…

In my belief, Hell is an internet filled solely with Alissa Walker articles! And Casey Chan posts linking to Alissa Walker articles…

The road to hell is paved with Jalopnik comments Alissa Walker’s articles.

The road to hell is paved with Jalopnik comments…

If the Tesla continued for another quarter mile after going under the truck, I don’t think it hit the brakes.

Depends. In MO the driver with the last chance to avoid is legally at fault. Almost always meaning the car behind, despite the situation. In principle, yeah, dude fucked up, but legally he may be perfectly in the clear

The truck driver claims the movie could still be heard playing in the car just after the accident.

“rip on people’s lives”

are you the Lambodouche?

You should have posted something portrait just to torture the COTD winner.

Is anyone else annoyed by his off-center Chin Hitler?