His M-F radio show on ESPN is very good and I highly recommend it. Him and LeBatard are the best commentators ESPN has, even if ESPN doesn’t want to admit it.

Someone should tell him to shave his neck hair, gross!

D’oh. Didn’t see that part, though I guess it makes sense. Thanks!

What’s with that stubby ass trunk? Give me a real trunk or give me a hatchback, damnit.

Did Elon just say it has a continuous pane of glass from front to rear? Can’t wait to watch that get cracked by road debris.

Whole lot of nerdy looking white people in that crowd.

I’d charge $50 to change a lightbulb on a Chevy Tahoe, and I’d still think I was the one getting screwed.

What exactly is the point of stressing out wild animals for a photo op?These aren’t domesticated puppies or kittens, they’re bears. Being surrounded by people and cameras has to be exhausting.

Rut-SKEE. It’s in the article.

I’m pretty sure shopping carts are designed to achieve warp speed at the slightest gust of wind and there’s a navigation system built in to seek out the nearest car.

*radiator dumps coolant*

Scram kid, don’t you see I’m trying to work here??

No way, cart corrals are a trap. If someone decides to launch their shopping cart because they’re too lazy to put it into the corral it’s likely going into your car at speed.

Alternatively, you park next to the biggest car in the lot and leave a submissive oil leak so everyone knows you’re their bitch.

I’m very open to arguments for 5 and 1. I think it depends on whether you like the old “family” or the new “family” more.

This is me when that beat drops.

Everyone knows a rental is the world’s fastest car.