HA! Perhaps he thought it was a cooking show? You know, like America's Meth Lab Test Kitchen.

This very well should be at your local Bevmo. I know I've seen it before but then again, I live in a fairly populated area. I would check there, or if you live near a Total Wine and spirits try that out.

They steam their hamburgers.

A) I never promised anything. He helped himself to the fridge.

Non-texture needing grown babies hate NATURE. You want the thing without a morsel of what it's from. A fucking joke.

I think too often sportswriters make the mistake of thinking "Because only a select few people get to do what I do, that must mean I'm as supremely talented at my job as the athletes I cover are at theirs."

You have possibly the best Kinja name I've ever seen.

Don't be afraid to let your beer fandom fly.

The temperature a beer is served at is a big part of #12. I don't want a stout or sour served at 33 degrees. It should be cellar temp. And definitely don't keep your glasses in a freezer.

Will you should write a guide about how to buy beer for parties. Beer enthusiasts buying for a non-enthusiast crowd and vice versa.

nonononono...stupid as in major naive lame...was straight up Jack Daniels.

That's better than my first attempt: tried to make my friend's dad's scotch that we stole taste better by mixing it with orange soda. So so dumb.

Kids these days will drink hand sanitizer to get drunk. Seriously.

This is also my Favorite Beer. The beerhaus near my apartment has it on tap and it is just wonderful on draught.

As always, highlight truthers remain my second least favorite commenters, barely losing out to the racists/homophobes.

Exactly. And there's nothing wrong with that. Especially with how much business they are doing. He likely just needs to come to terms with that role.

Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

That is really incredibly sad. More diversity in that scene is what it needs. Too many flat-bill-wearing white-bread assholes. Makes going to a show not nearly as enjoyable as it used to be.

"He's going to college to become a cop."