I'm embarrassed for this guy. I mean, nothing is worse than a basketball jersey on a grown man.

An excuse to bring this back. It's my favorite!

Sorry. Forgot she didn't accuse them of rape, but just sexual assault. So much better. Glad she's still with us so she could set people like me straight in the wake of getting the justice she may have deserved. Oh wait, nevermind, they messed with her so bad she killed herself. By all means, let's forgive them. They…

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

In response to the burger question, Peanut Butter and Bacon are amazing. You have to sacrifice cheese which I'm not normally a proponent of, but the salty sweet combo that the pb and bacon brings is pretty awesome

I am pretty sure this one fits the "Sports related issues", due to Hunter's direct involvement in, you know, sports.

"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

Shaddap, Matthew.

Ugh, so glad I turned it off before Drunk Today. Hoda was surrounded by three men looking at her like she was an idiot and my girl Tamron looking like the earrings were going to come off during commercial.

As a lifetime Hoosiers fan, it is unfortunate that I can't defend my team. Fortunately, no one has needed to give a damn about him since his freshman year.

Well, what do you expect them to do to keep Saban around? They had already offered to buy him the second nicest house in the state and were refused, even after they had the wheels removed.

Ugh, that sounds horrible. People live in Brooklyn?

Whoa, I haven't seen a defender that far from his man since...oh, hey, James Harden, what are you doing here? Wow, hey, can I have an autograph? Oh wow, this is awesome! Hey, can I buy you a beer? Yeah, I know a great place right over on the next block, they've got NBA games on all the TVs, we might even be able to…

It's still interesting to me that UNC-Chapel Hill has not taken any kind of meaningful fire from the African-American Studies academic community at large, for making a conspicuous public mockery of that discipline, and for the ugly system of racially segregated academic fraud propping up North Carolina's lucrative…

we now know it went on for nearly two decades, and involved thousands of students—nearly half of them athletes.

Yeah I have had the Tracks 1 and 2. Good not quite great beers, but Sorachi was a real standout.

I still get chills thinking about the ending where you merge with the A.I. and it flashes this quote: