As a lifetime Hoosiers fan, it is unfortunate that I can't defend my team. Fortunately, no one has needed to give a damn about him since his freshman year.

Well, what do you expect them to do to keep Saban around? They had already offered to buy him the second nicest house in the state and were refused, even after they had the wheels removed.

Ugh, that sounds horrible. People live in Brooklyn?

Whoa, I haven't seen a defender that far from his man since...oh, hey, James Harden, what are you doing here? Wow, hey, can I have an autograph? Oh wow, this is awesome! Hey, can I buy you a beer? Yeah, I know a great place right over on the next block, they've got NBA games on all the TVs, we might even be able to…

It's still interesting to me that UNC-Chapel Hill has not taken any kind of meaningful fire from the African-American Studies academic community at large, for making a conspicuous public mockery of that discipline, and for the ugly system of racially segregated academic fraud propping up North Carolina's lucrative…

we now know it went on for nearly two decades, and involved thousands of students—nearly half of them athletes.

Yeah I have had the Tracks 1 and 2. Good not quite great beers, but Sorachi was a real standout.

EX- girlfriend. She was not his girlfriend at the time.

It was originally Warren Machinenowitz, but it was changed at Ellis Island.

Just in case you don't believe anyone else, I did freelance reporting for a couple of years. Calling and interviewing a source that had a direct relationship with the subject, and then cross-checking on LexisNexis is "real research".

I believe the technical term for what you're doing is called "pearl clutching".

You sure told those libtards, "joemama420."

Bill, we already asked you to come work for us, you don't need to try and impress us in the comments.

Despite the bumpy and infrequent resume over the last 10-15 years (although thankfully, he's popping up everywhere again), Keaton is still one of those actors I'd follow with every movie. Can't wait to see it.

In Soviet Russia, pounds are in the dog!!!

He just likes big bones, that's all.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

This opinion is wrong and bad.

He's just upset about his murdered parents.

I no longer drink Old Chub. Granted, I'm that into malty beers such as Scotch ales or fest beers, but that's not why. I've had beers with higher alcohol contents than Old Chub, but for whatever reason, without fucking fail, whenever I have a can of it I invariably find myself on the couch the next morning, fully…

I still get chills thinking about the ending where you merge with the A.I. and it flashes this quote: