HOLY SHIT IT IS

I still remember Simmons’ post-draft column that year and his section comparing how differently Oden and Durant walked to the stage.

I was the “just a beer” asshole at 23. I grew out of that phase VERY quickly.

Next chance you get, Bare Hands (Granger, IN), Burn ‘Em (Michigan City, IN), and 18th Street (Gary, IN) are worth your $$$.

This is good.

Raised in Indiana. My mom called me to personally inform me that Tom Raper died. I like a lot of stuff about my Indiana home, but also Fuck Indiana.

Yup. The Suns basically said, “your value combined is $[x]. You can figure out the split.”

He’s an Eagles fan - he’s already dead inside.

I started to keep the litter box in a low cut cardboard box so the litter had an extra place to fall before the floor. It worked for a while, until one of the cats started leaning his ass out of the litter box and pissing on the cardboard box.

Loved this movie.

What’s your liquor of choice? I’d like to buy stock in the company.

Boooooooooooooooo

Which converts to 15 soda pops and roughly nine Lucky Strikes

Replacing Howard with Cheadle was an A+ move.

Tony Stark doesn’t have a secret identity to protect though.

Even my mom, who can be a raging-inconsiderate-stress monster at times, is a totally chill person to fly with. “I’ve finally got time to catch up on reading and music. Let’s do this.”

I used to think Shaun > Hot Fuzz, but god damn it if I haven’t drastically reversed my opinion in the last year. Hot Fuzz is perfect in my eyes.

Fifth?!? I couldn’t get through two!

You know the type. A J.P. McDonald’s, “Irish" stylings with burgers and mozzarella sticks.