If that's the case then I'd say Phil is still in his transformative period

Instead of spending a few hours a week teaching them how to walk on a leash like normal, decent human beings.

Oh Brian, Champion of Child Abuse. Good for you.

"Now there is a difference between Abuse and a beating. They are not one in the same. Abuse is above and beyond."

He writes about his kids seemingly every week. He's written a book on parenting you can buy here. He mentions in this very column that he has kids.

Haven't watched either week, except for having an early CBS game on week one while I napped.

A-fucking-men. This shit is so ingrained in Football with a capital F.

I just had in my mind that I had read pieces recently about people boycotting the NFL now, but mostly they were about people reconciling with all of this shit while still watching games.

I just googled "NFL" and "Boycott" to drum up some links to throw at you, but one of the top five results was a link to Info Wars, so fuck me I guess.

The only way it happens is if advertisers/sponsors start pulling support of the league, a la Donald Sterling.

We won't know if an autistic raccoon can make the league as much money as Goodell has until we take a chance on one. Just take a chance people!

That's fine, but what about that "Conduct detrimental to the team" thing? Goodell can kind of use that at-will, can't he?

Leave Lloyd Dayweather out of this

Such a cheesy comment.

Ohio sends its regards.

Right? I knew I was going to see a man beat his fiance unconscious. I don't think I was ready to watch him just stand there as the elevator kept moving, not bending over to check on her, etc.

"Yeah, they fucked up big time. But I will not give up my team because Goodell is a fucking idiot."

How sadly we've already forgotten about Dick Bong

Twitter is a bad place. This happened to someone I follow about a month or so ago: http://solikebasically.tumblr.com/

Or cranking the temp down on the water and vying for the world's largest demonstration for ALS research support?