We won't know if an autistic raccoon can make the league as much money as Goodell has until we take a chance on one. Just take a chance people!

That's fine, but what about that "Conduct detrimental to the team" thing? Goodell can kind of use that at-will, can't he?

Leave Lloyd Dayweather out of this

Such a cheesy comment.

Ohio sends its regards.

Right? I knew I was going to see a man beat his fiance unconscious. I don't think I was ready to watch him just stand there as the elevator kept moving, not bending over to check on her, etc.

"Yeah, they fucked up big time. But I will not give up my team because Goodell is a fucking idiot."

How sadly we've already forgotten about Dick Bong

Or cranking the temp down on the water and vying for the world's largest demonstration for ALS research support?

Because for a while the "Pacers Way" was shooting up cars outside of strip clubs.

Hi I, along with many other Deadspin readers, don't live in the DC area, so this was a very interesting write-up to me.

I follow you on the twitter machine and your elliot rodgers tweet rolled me. I'm so happy it got such a good result for you.

Oh yeah I didn't mean to say they weren't good. I think they're better than good. But Snow Day is really the one I'll go out with an intent to buy.

I used to like Yuengling, after going to college in Ohio, but ever since the "Overrated" list came out and someone mentioned how Yuengling dried their mouth out and made it sticky, I immediately went, "holy fuck they're right," and now have no desire to ever drink Yuengling ever again.

I don't usually opt for NB unless I'm travelling and the only "craft" I can find by my hotel is a Fat Tire. But I will actively seek out Snow Day during the winter months.

There's a bar here in Indy that makes a great spicy chicken quesadilla. Pair it with a 3 Floyds Arctic Panzer Wolf IPA... dammmmmmnnnnn

I had the same reaction to the use of "evangelizing." It really fits some of the cross fitters' propensity to look down on others who voice legitimate concerns as them "not knowing any better."

My sister and I got called assholes the other week for attempting to discourage one of our parents' friends from doing CrossFit. Sis and I were both college swimmers and now do triathlons, so we're all for people wanting to get healthy and in shape, but this was a 60+ year old woman with two knee replacements. We just…

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no stars, and may God have mercy on your…

Dungy did attack the dude personally. He told him that he wasn't worth having on his team because of the way he was born.