You didn't mention the NCAA once here.

UCONN was banned from the NCAA tournament in 2013 and still averaged higher attendance for home games than their home stadium had capacity for lol

Annnnnnnnnd here is where you lost it.

That "face" is MY real nightmare.

Boooooooooo

Ya know, me too.

Shut up, Tim.

God, nobody cares!

Relevant

"Am I less cool than you guys because I happened to be better at lacrosse than hockey and football in high school and ended up playing it in college?"

Our schools didn't have lacrosse teams, but a club was started while I was in high school, and the lax kids were definitely the ones that got picked on the most.

I would say that there a plenty less "ignorant" NBA players than Alfred Von Buttchin IV

I was born in December but got my growth spurt early. I was 5'10" in 6th grade and 6'2" at the start of high school. I didn't get laid at all.

NERD ALERTTTTTT

Yes, let's not pat Adam Silver on the back for doing what David Stern avoided for decades?

David West of the Pacers said, "He's 80 years old, he doesn't have that much more life to live" haha

In that case, I just buy a plastic bottle of vodka and some soda water and get to it.

Holy shit I totally forgot Vince Carter did a stint with the Suns

awe I like my city =(

Yes. It is a joke. Don't worry.