Close. Wittenberg.

I went to college in a town outside of Columbus with a kid who decorated his jeep with two Ohio State football license plates, Red Sox bumper stickers, and two Steelers window flags left up year-round. Fuck him and fuck the Steelers.

pffffft

By the way, if it's so hot in Florida, why would you put SAND outside anyway?

You, Cleveland did give us this so it's not all that bad

Shit I do that sober

Fuck that. You give up all right to an "I didn't mean to do it" plea if you're whacked out of your mind when you commit the crime.

Having grown up with IU football, you get everything you deserve if you decide to let Cam Cameron be a part of your team.

"a high-school lax bro named Mac Breedlove"

I love how candid these pieces come off. Great read, Trucks.

Oh god +1

As a retired swimmer, this was a great read. Thanks Nate.

There is but they're pretty damn expensive for pretty low quality. Underwater speakers exist, but I remember at one meet that had them feeling like the teacher from Peanuts was screaming at me.

Yes. +1

He also tied IU's record for threes made in a game with eight.

Besides the fact that Bane is actually a real genius and ends up with the financial backing of Wayne Enterprises

Oh get the fuck over yourself

Jesus Christ are these kids idiots

Kick-Punch-Out of sight out of mind