I fucking hate those sick passengers. If you feel like you're about to puke, faint or have violent diarrhea, you know what you should NOT do? Board a subway train.

Excellent post. For four years, I was in a relationship with a guy who was exceptionally beautiful. (I'm a gay man.) I do just fine in terms of attracting others, but people couldn't even see me when I was next to him. They literally stepped over to me to get to him. It drove me crazy, especially because I noticed his…

How do I know if I'm an approved commenter, on Jezebel or any other Gawker sites? Once upon a time, I was starred. Then I turned grey. Now I'm unsure as to what my value is as a human being.

My God, people are awful.

What an utter horror.

I may be the only person in America who doesn't find Chelsea Handler remotely funny or endearing. To me, she's just the rude, annoying bitch at the dinner party that you wish you hadn't gotten sat next to.

Yeah, this is some really minor retouching. Aspiring actors do far more to their own headshots then Vogue has done to Dunham here. Chill the fuck out.

For some reason, the sock strikes me as the weirdest of all. Even if you liked feeling weird stuff in your butt, why a sock? And how would you even get it so far up there that you couldn't pull it out yourself?

Thanks. Now why don't you try reading the entire article above?

Thank you, and God bless you.

There is no "other side." Any reasonable human being believes sexual assaults of any kind are unacceptable and should be punished to the fullest extent. But that doesn't mean we punish an entire town for the acts of a few or distort the facts of the case to create additional "concern" for the victim. When we do that,…

Um, you're missing my point and arguing semantics. Facts are facts, yes; they don't change. What has changed, and what isn't black-and-white, was the narrative we were given from the outset. And you know that's what I meant.

The takeaway from this article should be that real life is rarely black-and-white, once all the facts are learned. And very often when "outraged" members of the public jump on a major media story, they're far more interested in furthering their own cause, no matter how legitimate that may be, than in the actual facts…

17. The upstairs single bed that was thrown has a broken bed frame.

Man, this article makes me happy I hate eating all shellfish. Because even if they were my favorite food, I don't think I'd go through this meshugas to prepare them.

This sounds sooooo fucking hard. But I LOVE poached eggs — I always order Eggs Benedict at a diner — so I'm going to try my best. Pray for me.

To each his/her own. I can only tell you that people rave about my omelets.

This is good advice, but as a longtime perfect omelet-maker, I would add one more essential step:

Amen.

Wow. Good to know that men are not allowed to express opinions on this site. Jezebel should really add that prohibition to the masthead. By the way, I assure you that I have more than enough attention from "females in real life," given that I'm gay and spend most of my free time trying to get attention from men.