“Gay Purr-ee” sounds like the title of a really disturbing porn video featuring same-sex cats.

Wait — a conservative who discounts the value of education? Shocking.

Yeah, I have a master’s degree in journalism and worked as a producer at Fox News for six years. So I think I know what I’m talking about, moron.

Gawker’s not a news site, shithead — it’s a media blog. It doesn’t pretend to be impartial. Unlike, say, the “fair & balanced” Fox News.

He “won them back with an extended bit about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer?” In what universe did that happen? It was a lame bit that got progressively worse with each of its many repetitions.

The reason the crowd groaned through much of Wilmore’s monologue was not because they were white and didn’t get it, or that…

I get this. As a Jew, I got to a point early in life where I felt like I never needed to watch another Holocaust movie (or read a Holocaust book or see a Holocaust play, for that matter). At the same time, these stories do need to be told — over and over again — to each successive generation. Otherwise, we’re doomed…

He wasn’t trying to entertain his guests. He was just trying to steady a wobbly table and couldn’t find any sugar packets.

This is where the media — even the so-called liberal media — fails abysmally. When Trump claims that the Muslim friends and neighbors of the San Bernadino killers knew they were planning terrorism and failed to report it to the police, he is literally pulling that information out of his ass. There is absolutely no…

Ugh. I don’t want this to be true, but I believe the women.

Thank you. I am a healthy, undetectable HIV-positive man (for over a decade now) who’s been screaming all this from the rooftops all week. I am appalled by how the media is handling this story in the year 2015.

As opposed to all the classic screenplays written by Gawker staff writers.

Linus is alive and well and living with Schroeder in a Key West bungalow.

Eh, I find this analysis a bit harsh. While I didn’t love everything in this first episode, it’s too soon to give up on it. For me, the essence of the Muppets is very much there, and it’s just a matter of adapting to the new conventions.

And come on — Statler and Waldorf are still as great as always.

I don’t care how much you’ve cheated on your spouse; NOBODY deserves to be the victim of identity theft, which is exactly what this dump is facilitating.

Why the hell is it blurred?! I’ve always wanted to see Guttenberg’s famously enormous cock. This blows... pun intended.

This is the kind of insane bullshit that gives the Left a bad name. Scary.

This is appalling. Thank God I stopped going to pedicurists a few years ago when I learned about the fungi that live in those foot-baths, so I don’t even have to feel conflicted about spending my money in these sweatshops.

I’m ashamed to admit this, but I kind of like it.

I agree that the veggies toppings are often wilted and sad. But that’s not ALWAYS the case. Good Subway franchises keep their lettuce crisp and green and their tomatoes bright red. And overall, Subway is a tastier and healthier fast food choice. Plus, the Sweet Onion Teryaki Chicken sandwich is delicious! So fuck you!

Having worked at Fox News, I’m willing to bet that Kelly challenged Paul for one reason and one reason only: Because she was instructed to do so. Paul is not Fox News Channel’s (read: Roger Ailes’s) choice to be the next President. Maybe it’s Jeb Bush, maybe it’s Ted Cruz, but it’s not Rand Paul. I wouldn’t give her…