He “won them back with an extended bit about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer?” In what universe did that happen? It was a lame bit that got progressively worse with each of its many repetitions.

The reason the crowd groaned through much of Wilmore’s monologue was not because they were white and didn’t get it, or that…

I get this. As a Jew, I got to a point early in life where I felt like I never needed to watch another Holocaust movie (or read a Holocaust book or see a Holocaust play, for that matter). At the same time, these stories do need to be told — over and over again — to each successive generation. Otherwise, we’re doomed…

He wasn’t trying to entertain his guests. He was just trying to steady a wobbly table and couldn’t find any sugar packets.

This is where the media — even the so-called liberal media — fails abysmally. When Trump claims that the Muslim friends and neighbors of the San Bernadino killers knew they were planning terrorism and failed to report it to the police, he is literally pulling that information out of his ass. There is absolutely no…

Ugh. I don’t want this to be true, but I believe the women.

Thank you. I am a healthy, undetectable HIV-positive man (for over a decade now) who’s been screaming all this from the rooftops all week. I am appalled by how the media is handling this story in the year 2015.

Linus is alive and well and living with Schroeder in a Key West bungalow.

Why the hell is it blurred?! I’ve always wanted to see Guttenberg’s famously enormous cock. This blows... pun intended.

This is the kind of insane bullshit that gives the Left a bad name. Scary.

This is appalling. Thank God I stopped going to pedicurists a few years ago when I learned about the fungi that live in those foot-baths, so I don’t even have to feel conflicted about spending my money in these sweatshops.

I’m ashamed to admit this, but I kind of like it.

I agree that the veggies toppings are often wilted and sad. But that’s not ALWAYS the case. Good Subway franchises keep their lettuce crisp and green and their tomatoes bright red. And overall, Subway is a tastier and healthier fast food choice. Plus, the Sweet Onion Teryaki Chicken sandwich is delicious! So fuck you!

Having worked at Fox News, I’m willing to bet that Kelly challenged Paul for one reason and one reason only: Because she was instructed to do so. Paul is not Fox News Channel’s (read: Roger Ailes’s) choice to be the next President. Maybe it’s Jeb Bush, maybe it’s Ted Cruz, but it’s not Rand Paul. I wouldn’t give her…

I fucking hate those sick passengers. If you feel like you're about to puke, faint or have violent diarrhea, you know what you should NOT do? Board a subway train.

Excellent post. For four years, I was in a relationship with a guy who was exceptionally beautiful. (I'm a gay man.) I do just fine in terms of attracting others, but people couldn't even see me when I was next to him. They literally stepped over to me to get to him. It drove me crazy, especially because I noticed his…

How do I know if I'm an approved commenter, on Jezebel or any other Gawker sites? Once upon a time, I was starred. Then I turned grey. Now I'm unsure as to what my value is as a human being.

My God, people are awful.

What an utter horror.

I may be the only person in America who doesn't find Chelsea Handler remotely funny or endearing. To me, she's just the rude, annoying bitch at the dinner party that you wish you hadn't gotten sat next to.

Yeah, this is some really minor retouching. Aspiring actors do far more to their own headshots then Vogue has done to Dunham here. Chill the fuck out.