The average 13-year-old doesn’t have $15 a month to play a game, unless their parents are paying for it.

I haven’t played WoW in close to a decade, and even then I completely ignored any lore or story elements

These were actually written by adult men? These mostly read like something a 13-year-old would write.

Strippers are often considered sex workers too, and I wouldn’t consider what they do a sex act.

The ones they’ve just announced are wireless, but still, I never thought this would happen.

Even after a couple decades of Sega being out of the hardware business, it still makes me feel weird seeing Sega games on Nintendo systems. Seeing a Genesis controller designed for a Nintendo console is even stranger.

The combat is the biggest thing that keeps me from constantly replaying the game. I own it on PC and it just sits there.

Story-wise, it can’t stray too far from the original for one basic reason — The Old Republic MMO. That game relies on many connections to the original game to make sense. Lucasfilm has already done a shoddy job of keeping the new canon straight. Splintering KOTOR between old and new would just piss off some people.

As long as it's a remake from the ground up I'm onboard. If they remove the (optional) turn based combat that would be nice too.

Maybe they’re just doing what they’ve done with every season of Discovery and soft rebooting it. If they don’t mention it again the writers can pretend it never happened.

Completely rewriting history doesn’t feel like Q either. I think (or rather desperately hope) there’s more to it.

From what I’ve heard of the story, it doesn’t seem like they’re going anywhere too interesting either

Don’t basically all Steam games now have achievements? I’m pretty sure Valve could also tie it to however many a player’s gotten for a game -- ie, if you’ve gotten more than half, you can’t get refunded.

I spent a week getting every trophy in Oblivion from start to finish. I’ve actually bought Skyrim three, tried playing several times, and I always abandon it right after the first dragon fight.

I just know teens and 20-something girls all over TikTok and Instagram love him, which is even more reason to ignore him

A $20 donation to the Video Game History Foundation doesn’t sound like a bad way to spend money. Receiving only a single magazine for which I likely have no nostalgia over I’m not so sure about though. They claim they ship magazines from as far back as 1981, but it sounds like the majority are of their newer stock…

Whether or not people think it sucks, 30 minutes is generous. I think most games cap out at 15 minutes.

The John Williams and Danny Elfman music felt offensive to me. It wasn’t added to the movie because it was clever. It was added because WB wanted to exploit those feelings of happiness in an otherwise dull movie.

If he did indeed have a cameo and word got out prior to release, everyone would have only watched it for him.

The Michael B. Jordan cameo was hilarious? The definition of hilarious must now be “obvious and dumb”.