That is the hottest Marie Claire cover ever.

Winnipeg
Venetian Snares has an album called "Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole." Almost as direct as Robbie Fulks, whose son and father-in-law are, oddly enough, competing on The Amazing Race.

I think Madonna was pretty hot through the 80s and then maybe until 1992 or so when the bullet bra debuted. Since then, she has not been sexy once.

Marshall, Will, and Holly
Land of the Lost. That's all I'm sayin'.

Ehh, see, I thought Shawn of the Dead was a one-joke pony, and Hot Fuzz was a marked improvement.

Dude, let me assure you that the world will continue to turn on its axis if CBS shows some girls with hairy legs.

In the theatrical release, the diamond line is about sticking a piece of coal up Cameron's ass, not his fist.

apologies
I do think it's interesting that this is the only reality show in which people regularly apologize for their behavior.

Survivor
Frosti's one of the first people to actually get booted for being a threat, and yet he didn't whine about that after getting the boot.

Well, are you a Giants fan? They seem not to mind.

KN
- Of course Jared's next line was something about locking his own cell door.

Well, "Blondie" hits the mark more often than most. I'd be happier with more Blondies and fewer Marmadukes, Garfields, etc.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I don't hate her or anything, but I just don't see the appeal, either as an actress or babe-wise.

Nitpick
It's "commanders-in-chief," not "commander-in-chiefs."

These clothes
A friend of mine was trying to sell me on American Apparel (I think he really just liked their labor practices) by talking about how their T-shirts would "conform to your body shape." Well, that may be fine and dandy if you're skinny, but trust me, you don't want me to walk around in clothes that conform…

Oh, sorry, I meant "judges" when I wrote that the "rockers" didn't let them through… maybe I was having a "Rockstar: Supernova" flashback.

Yeah, telling the Northmont singer he was great (which he totally wasn't) just gave him more reason to be a dick to his band.

Rocket
I'm not so impressed with Rocket. I mean, what was all that stuff they said about thwarting expectations of girl bands? They sounded pretty much how I'd expect - like a weaker Donnas, or less-tight Go-Gos, etc. What was unexpected there? I do agree that they might be improvable.

Covers
If you're a band and feel like covering a song, go ahead and do it. But please, can we get a statutory limit of one ironic cover per ska/punk show? Thank you.

Aaron's wasted opportunity
1. Peih-Gee's strategy only works if a LOT of assumptions hold true.