So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

“That means this won’t be a huge issue logistically”

Plus we all know Broccoli is the most evil vegetable

It’s baffling how often biopic roles that require actors to make a complete physical transformation seem to stop at “let’s make him look really fucking weird” without getting to “let’s also make him look like the guy he’s supposed to be.”

A lesser show would’ve crammed in a C-story about Linda trying to keep her side gig a secret; BB has it as a throwaway aside and damned if I didn’t chortle at Bob’s complete nonchalant dismissal of it with “your mom’s pretending to be a bathroom attendant”.

“Hiiiiiis favorite movie is Turner and Hooooooch!!!”

“The film was a smashing success… as an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.”

+1 plate of garmonbozia (on White House china)

I already loved you when I saw your name, but then you upped your game by pulling Special Agent Dale Cooper in the mix. Bravo.

You have put my feelings into words. This has horrified me. One of my favourite actors has become a man who I could not stand to watch in something again. I had hoped that Rapp’s claim was a one off incident from a drunk man with a lot of personal baggage who had since improved himself. I see now that that is not the…

Wait, so a tv show that showcases and extols the glory of (largely non-violent in this case) toxic masculinity and acted as wish fulfillment for the bro audience it cultivated MIGHT itself have had some shady sexual harassment issues? This is my shocked face.

*eating the strings

Turns out Cashew’s been pulling the strings the whole time.

Outside of the regular cast members, to me, Denis O’Hare is one of those actors who belongs in the“Law & Order” Actors Hall-of-Fame (which should exist by the way). There’s a reason they kept bringing him back when it was something they tried very hard not to do. So many memorable appearances. The one that always…

Only in this scenario, replace Marge with a PR flack saying, “Great! Just the right high note to end on! Now where’s my check?”

It says so much about what a fucked up time that we live in that this sort of thing is treated like a political football as much or more than it’s treated as a heinous act and serious allegation in and of itself.

STOP SAYING GUMMI!

Sweeet caaann.

You mean they’re not hand-crafted by gummi artists who work exclusively in the medium of gummi?

“A comedic masterstroke.”