What white nonsense is this?

That ending wasn't in the broadcast version which showed episodes 1 and 2 together.

Also episode five had a fakeout, showing a band playing in the roadhouse, but then followed with the introduction of Richard Horne.

Hanson is very underrated these days. Ever heard "Get the Girl Back"? That's a fucking great Hall & Oates inspired pop song,

In the audiobook, Tammy was voiced by Annie Wersching from 24. She would have been so much better in the role.

I didn't even know the Spike network still existed.

*Fallon. Kimmel is actually an enemy of the right because of his radical belief that children should have healthcare access so he's okay.

Donald Jr. is blaming that Julius Caesar production for some reason.

The only ones I don't really understand are the ones that are already cartoon characters and they make them look less like those characters. But otherwise, for fans of cult live action TV shows and movies, I think they're cool. I never collected them before but the Twin Peaks figures that came out last month looked…

It is. This is basically an unaired leftover because Fox's scheduling of this show is so ridiculous. It's a solid episode though and I'm glad they didn't wait until next season to show it.

No, but he gets a free pizza. And if they win, that's okay, the box is empty.

"Like did we find out years later Archie Bunker was a rapist?"

Ugh. The appeal of the original is they actually got the contemporary TV stars of the day to participate. They might as well call this Battle of the Rival Retirement Homes.

She doesn't look bad necessarily, just really different.

Is that really what she looks like now or is it just a bad photo? That certainly doesn't look like the baby-faced star of Mean Girls.

On their 1993 European tour, U2's opening act was The Velvet Underground. I don't think anything will ever top how cool that must have been.

Kyle MacLachlan is the only "starring" cast member this season. And Hawk is the only other character to appear in every episode so far.

Maybe not the whole site but the Newswire feature has always been mostly sarcastic and mocking.

I didn't think I was in the running in the first place.

This is a comedy website. You're taking this way too seriously.