Splash Mountain is already based on Song of the South so that could get really dark. I was hoping for a Tarantino version with Samuel L. Jackson as a vengeful Uncle Remus.

Oh my god, I can't believe I never made that connection.

It's fun to come up with other iterations of this quote.

I love you too, Pepsi.

Sounds like you need a nap, Mr. President, I mean "Rebecca".

I found out the other day that Michael Caine has a personal Twitter account where he affectionately refers to his followers as tweethearts and it's the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

I saw him as Lucky in Waiting for Godot alongside Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, and Shuler Hensley. Probably the most thankless role in the play but he was excellent.

I'M ON DRUGS!

I dig music.

If Britney is using all of Israel's security, maybe she can hold a peace talk during the show.

One of my favorite albums. And "Black" was so effectively used on Breaking Bad.

I remember they also had purple ketchup with Donkey on the bottle. Because Donkey was purple? He wasn't. What the fuck was that about?

I could never see that title without reading it in Robert Smigel's Schwarzenegger voice from Late Night Conan O'Brien.

If you've seen the Michael Moore movie Bowling for Columbine, it's part of the Happiness is a Warm Gun montage. Not in its entirety of course. I imagine it's much more disturbing in full.

Not that I'm defending the guy but who the fuck asks the treasury secretary for movie recommendations in the first place?

Funny enough, the lead singer of Devo, Mark Mothersbaugh wrote the score for the first Lego movie so this all comes full circle.

Careful, he has herpes!

She does look pretty cute in those pajamas.

She's lucky he knew who Bart even was. Last night, an 11 year old who's in a play with me asked what a Simpson was. My mouth was wide open. Kids these days!

His singing really sounds great these days. Either he's been cutting down on the cigarettes, taking vocal lessons, a combination of the two, or he's just found material he cares enough about to actually make an effort with vocally. Whatever it is, it's working for him.