Put both together and you get that freaky scene from Fire Walk With Me.

I wonder…

MVP of the episode for me was Robert Smigel as the clueless night janitor.

If Trump didn't intend to mock Serge Kovaleski, he shouldn't have lied, saying he didn't know him when they had met several times instead of apologizing to him, which is what you do when you offend someone, whether you meant to or not.

I'm hoping some public figure will have the courage to go up to him and say "Go fuck yourself, Mr. President." I know if I had the chance, I'd do it.

I'm not watching but I've heard that multiple people have made the mistake of thinking that Hidden Figures and Fences are one movie called Hidden Fences. On behalf of white people everywhere, I express my embarrassment.

I'm skipping the Golden Globes this year. Every year I make the mistake of watching it and realize that I don't care, nor do the drunk winners. Instead I'm watching One Day At a Time on Netflix which is a very corny but entertaining series.

I haven't seen much of the Ferris Bueller pilot but I've seen the part where Ferris says that the movie was based on his life and he's the real Ferris and then saws the head off a cardboard cutout of Matthew Broderick. I can't believe audiences didn't fall in love with him!

I saw "trailer" and "Twin Peaks" and got really excited before my eyes filled me in on the rest.

She was in Bill Murray's Christmas special that Paul did the music for.

They do and do and do for you kids and THIS is the thanks they get?

He has a great Beatles cover band with Jimmy Vivino, The Fab Faux. I've seen them a few times. They're always very enjoyable.

Jenny Lewis singing "Sorrow" is on Spotify. It's a nice rendition.

Yes, he's an Oscar winning filmmaker.

She will be playing Michael Moore. Inspired casting indeed.

I think this could be a good move. More focused writing, better guests, a tighter show. I only watch Conan occasionally anyways as there are only so many late night shows I can watch so this might actually get me to tune in more often.

Line?

There are two awful comedies that I have submitted myself to watching in the past. Envy starring Jack Black and Ben Stiller and the Adam Sandler movie Click. Both were once in regular rotation on HBO channels and I guess I had nothing better to do as a teenager. But Christopher Walken had a supporting role in both…

How in hell Shrek beat out Monsters Inc. for Best Animated Feature, I will never understand.

Huh and David Clayton Thomas is still alive. Guess he has better things to do.