And Melissa has exactly one personality…and it is not pleasant. I've seen more range of emotion from a tree. Phil really should've immediately left with the two women. As in immediately. It'd of been an easy sell. (I only waited here this long hoping for more people to come…now that you are here let's go somewhere…

I hate Carol. She ruins absolute masterpieces of art for what? Can she be so stupid as to think that she is improving a Monet? Nobody…nobody is that stupid. Well there was that old lady in Italy that made Jesus look like a monkey…so yeah Carol is a young her. Congrats. I'd of divorced her right on the spot when seeing…

Beats Tucson. Alligator meat is delicious. Tastes like very sweet, very tender chicken. One could live (very well) off of the ocean. Not so much the desert.

Tucson. Not San Bernadino. Not San Diego. Not Orlando or Boulder or anywhere but the least hospitable place besides Death Valley. Food must not be important. Ditto with water. Speaking of water…