Me too. I don't see the point. You willingly trash your streets (or of other neighborhoods) because you are so incredibly lazy you cannot find a bin?

Stop this way of trying to make yourself seem interesting, guys. Interesting and Unaware Blowhard are not the same thing.

I also hate "beverage."

Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

I'm guessing Vikings GM Rick Spielman already had this information (but he'll probably deny it) when he had his press conference today announcing Peterson will play this weekend. This is all sounding so familiar.

Bullshit is right.

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

We should start a MRAP racing series.

"Littlejohn went on to say that the vehicle would be used by police officers for protection in the case of an active shooter, or if the school needs to rescue children from a fire, because no one in this situation has apparently ever heard of a fire department."

Water puts out fire, sure, but why use water when you can…

My thoughts exactly... If I ever lost it like that in front of my kids (I never do) but if I would, I would be sooooooo ashamed of myself...

You can hear him say: "No mom." It's so sad because he's probably seen her fly off handle like that before. Sad times for her, funny times for me.

Quite a role model for her kid.

Coming from a couple of two back problem havers, I can give a huge shout out to doggystyle as the MVP of sex positions in MY bedroom.

UGHHHHH! I hate stories like this. This is not how you deal with children. And rules in school, especially ones like cell phone use, are not meant to be so iron-clad and hard and fast. Take the time to listen to what the child has to say, to figure out if there is more going on. Their ability to get an education and…

This is wonderful news! I hope they can expand these services to more areas soon!

No wonder Im so unsuccessful.

You can still raise money for cops who kill unarmed children, though. I will never, ever use this piece of crap site for anything again. GoFundMe can GoFuckItself.