Hey, Stan Lee didn’t create Spider-Man til he was 39.

You can change things.  I promise.  

Uh, yeah, we knew this was coming in 2016.  I guess we’ll see if the red line for Republicans is an ACTUAL authoritarian regime or not. 

The Academy only seems to like “classy” movies, by self admission. If five versions of The King’s Speech had come out that year, they all would have won.

I mean who says they're not?  Pokemon hasn't been rendered this detailed before bruh.

I live for that retro futurism aesthetic and Ive waited patiently for a big budget film to do it again. 

The first one will be a huge flop and none of the others will get made and we’ll get the REAL Jim Cameron back.

I would get up at 5am to write every day, except I already get up at 5am to go to work every day, so I'm pretty uninspired after my shift.  Help?

Would rather see that mangled nose any day than those nasty ass teeth.

Secret Service said there was no device sent to the White House.

Ive been wanting to outline a trilogy of films - the first just with darker and the castle, the second with mina and dracula and the third hunting dracula. I wanna get real weird and cosmic and lovecraftian with it.  

I thought it was Muse?

Michael Scott is not a lovable doofus.

No experience writing for a customer facing entity.

I mean...

Do you mean the majority? Because, no.

No, but Im definitely afraid though of the crazy cult-like pseudo-isis neo-nazi gun-crazy sociopaths on the right, tho. Is that what you meant?

Society will change whether we want it to or not. This, if anything, is a great example why we need a universal basic income, which, in turn, would lead us towards a more star trek-y money-free society.

Those tips aren't gonna earn themselves. 

Ive never liked the new amount of kicking/”super”-punching in modern wrestling. Can’t stand to watch any indie stuff now because THATS ALL THEY DO.