This happened at my Uni in Texas, except it was a camera. A week later, our idiot governor passed an open carry on campus law.

World War Z is trash.

Walking While Black.

Bobs Burgers leaving has legitimately traumatized me. My life is devoid of meaning.

Pitchers are made of glass.

Maybe musicians shouldn’t put such positive and romantic melodies out with such dour lyrics. “Pumped Up Kicks” is like the pop-iest upbeat song there is and its about a school shooting.

Your human suit needs tightening.

What a smug, pos, whiney baby, small handed, micro-penised man child.

Horror has been smaller-budget for a while. Every James Wan film is a few million or less.

Lets just ask the vice president.

I did this once. Some seasons are pretty good. Some are pretty terrible. In space, Lost Galaxy, Time force, SPD are all super solid.

Well then you don’t sign. If the starting price for QBs is too high, its because teams like this pay terrible QBs a shit ton of money. The good QBs can it back and say, See? That guy got 45 million. Im twice as good as him.

It’s not the federal government’s job to make sure people have health insurance.

Taking out a loan to pay his credit card bills.

How can we actually get them to be on the same insurance they push on us? Do they have to vote on that?

Ban soccer.

For real tho, most olympic sports are incredibly stupid.

Its really not. Millions of people are eating antibiotics three times a day for their entire lives.