If the government really wanted to shut down PP ,maybe they should just FUCKING PAY FOR HEALTHCARE UNDER THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT.

He didn't even need to pitch it. He has the touchdown.

I dunno, I saw a number of things that weren’t his fault there.

Yeah thats been fun to deal with since I got a new job that doesn't give ANY breaks.

If you think he's not, you haven't been watching.

I fucking love the Patriots. God, they’re amazing. They play with a blatant disregard of any fucks given.

The slow, decades-long descent into alcoholism.

So like they really, really just want a Theocracy at this point, right?

Why is it that even though Burning Man is only once a year, it seems like we go through this every few months. As soon as I block it out, people are ‘getting ready’ all over again.

Lots of scary injuries today.

Honestly, guy, get your shit together.

“We should make it possible for believers, such as Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis in Kentucky, to hold government jobs without having to violate their religious beliefs.

I think we’re concerned about the wrong thing. I mean, why is it that there’s several things about our country that we KNOW have to change but our politicians refuse to do anything about?

Australia banned guns. It works.

#firstworldproblems

If air travel is too expensive to exist then air travel is too expensive to exist.

Yeah, well, so what. Just because you run a business doesn’t mean you’re entitled to a profit. Like, honestly. If you can't run your business then it doesn't deserve to be run and you you're going to have to think of a better way to do it. If airlines were smart, they would get into the high speed rail industry, which…

Kinda. I was gonna say bat, but, hilariously, that’s a thing and it’s the DH.