I will forever love two things about it: It’s gorgeous af and the soundtrack is fucking amazing.

So on the nose, he LITERALLY has ‘damaged’ written on his forehead, just in case you weren’t sure.

Get a fucking Wii and download the retro ones. Like wtf

Yeah they just want to get rid of welfare altogether regardless.

Had a grown woman tell me once, to my face, that I didnt deserve to earn more than minimum wage. I have a sneaking suspicion she isnt alone in that sentiment, and, realistically, it's the general consensus.

Morality would be giving KIDS the best chance to stay happy and healthy.

And yeah, the whole doing Anal thing instead of fucking was definitely a thing at my school too.

We had a whole separate school for the pregnant ladies. It was called BRIDGES, I think.

An awful lot of friends from my high school ended up this way.

New law idea: All couples MUST have sex before marriage.

"If he didnt want to get both his legs crushed, he shouldn't have tried to evade me!"

Hint hint. Theyre not mutually exclusive.

Middle management is the worst about this.

"There's snow in one of the coldest states! Obvs climate change is fake, amirite??"

After a few years of wondering why my returns were so low, like 50 bucks, i finally investigated and realized my W4 was claiming 2. I went ahead and changed it to 0 today and Im wondering how much more will come out of my check each week, and if this will be a good idea - I think it would help me to receive a good…

Its a coping mechanism. Its preferred to staring awkwardly while leaning against the wall with a drink in your hand like at prom. These people, Im one of them, are dying inside and not really looking at their phone at all but rather thinking or even googling articles like this one on how to freaking talk to people…

Honestly, what the fuck, India?

Drinking all day and crying all night.

Sounds like most of my nights tbh. You just described my perfect evening, really.

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