They were animals and he slaughtered them. (Single tear.)

I think this is the first time I had ever gone to a movie hoping that all the characters would die at the end, but assuming they would find a way to keep some of them alive. When they all started getting picked off, I was really impressed that the filmmakers (and Disney) actually went there. That ending was…

Dramatic irony?

I thought for sure that the movie would end with Jyn escaping to Alderaan.

Justin Timberlake would also like to have words, but he's to busy being the musical guest.

Hell I really like those Naked Gun movies.

I think the cow got him sick, as opposed to the other way around. He'll show up in Season 3, for sure.

Forte and Sudeikis together are really great. I love their ESPN classic sketches.

The fact that they're using drones to check the group out though is sketchier than Melissa shooting one of them.

That reveal made me laugh hardest - second was the Back to the Future score.

I mean - they all chain smoke for 10 years, so it was likely to happen to one of them.

Kind of looked like James Cordon.

Neither of them are bad movies, but nearly all the other Marvel films are so charming and fun that these seem dull by comparison.

I much prefer Jack Donaghy as Jefferson.

The white bread politics are easily the weakest thing about it.

I mean - I'm listening to it now and it doesn't suck. It's not life changing, but we're talking about Green Day.

This is a pretty weak hatesong. Also, I kind of like American Idiot. It's fluffy pop punk, but what's wrong with that?

One of my best memories from college was blasting Come With Me in my buddies car with the windows down, both of us somehow knowing all the lyrics, and freaking the hell out of everyone else on campus.

I like that his apology was somehow even more insulting than the insult itself.

Ed and Carol Vessey are where it's at, but damn it if Dennis Martino wasn't a formidable opponent.