the medium is the message. if you feel compelled to write a 10 page manifesto about how it's scientific fact women aren't good at something…just don't do that! it's not going to do anything except make you look like an asshole.

it's the end result of everyone being told to 'be themselves' and 'question authority' in everything from movies to mayonnaise commercials. if deep down being 'true to yourself' means being an asshole…well…that's not right.

there are plenty of stupid people who's hearts are in the right place and plenty of dumb people who's hearts are not. i once was at dinner with a very, very successful (white) businessman who said he should be able to use the n word whenever he wants because he thought it was a funny word and it wasn't coming from a…

'jocks only think about sports. nerds only think about how to de-emphasize empathy.'

make america beat up nerds again

it's finally time to beat up nerds again

that's one of the funniest things i've ever read

i'd like to know what jeeves thinks about diversity!

oh totally, but i mean we're still talking billions of dollars in gun sales, even if they are way down.

holy shit yes.

i bet gun store employees have a daily quota of nra memberships they have to hit or else they get chewed out by their boss. retail is retail is retail.

i think actually it has less to do with gun sales and more to do with nra membership. people are buying guns, they just aren't necessarily signing up for the nra.

i heard you like children's clothes so we put a children's clothes on your children's clothes so you can children's clothes while you children's clothes

holy shit and 5 actually was about planet earth being unicron.

adam sessler sits quietly, alone

literally the first thing i thought about was how many people are going to pee on his grave and how that's going to be a 'thing'

temple of doom isn't bad because it's gross/horrifying. it's bad because it sucks.

i bet he throws an arcade machine at someone don't @ me

less to do with villains and more to do with the ubiquity of the movies themselves. there are only so many idiots like me who'll see every comic book movie, and even i'm getting burned out and enjoying myself in these movies less and less.

too much competition and people get burned out now that summer movie season starts in march. by the time july rolls around everyone's done and i don't think teenagers go to the movies like they used to to offset it.