Well I for ONE stand READY to issue a MARITAL DIAGNOSIS based on those EXCERPTS

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

This comment was good in the beginning, but then it went too far.

I am familiar with Mutemath. I would not call them a combination of the other two.

Counterpoint: Absolutely, as long as he joins Matt Barnes on the Kings.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

I should ban you for this.

Steak rare, because i have balls. Burger is medium rare, if its closer to raw in the middle then its not medium rare.

I won’t quibble to greatly with this (except to say that I’ve never heard of some of these and you should get them the hell out), but it seems clear that this is a ranking of peak Peanuts or FoxTrot versus latter-day (and not-as-good) Garfield or Dilbert. The best comics (such as the indisputable top two) ended their…

Doonesbury would be that high. Buncha commies.

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

When it stops being awesome, so, never.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

Hey, personal preference. I just like how solid he feels, while this new Resurgence one looks just bizzare.

No. Legendary’s Godzilla is the best Godzilla.

Is it wrong that I like Legendary’s design better? I just think it feels much better built. For example, both it and the resurgence Godzilla have bigger legs (which goes with the square cube law) but the Legendary one looks less puffy. I could go into more detail, but I digress.

Could’ve been worse.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.