Here, let me help:

Darth Vader is pretty accurate. All he cares about at this point Is Padme stats.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

[ ] #Rekt

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

Five, bro?

“It’s unclear how Bowe can be a non-factor”

Actually, the kiwi isn’t a nut, it’s a berry. And kiwis aren’t even related to that. They’re people from the island of New Zealand! Crazy!

That is an efficient and reasonable way to deal with an extremely minor annoyance. I don’t think you understand the point of this column.

Hey

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

Could be hard to tell how his recovery is going since he’s thrown gingerly his entire life.

“If the season ended right now, the Bengals would still get the AFC’s second bye—and the Steelers would be out, losing the tiebreakers to the similarly 8-5 Jets and Colts Chiefs.” #Correction

Had to double check to make sure I wasn’t reading Bricken on io9...

If we can’t laugh at head trama what can we laugh at?

Admit it, transcription can’t capture the uncomfortable pauses and talking over each other....

“...and the only player in the NBA who is currently outproducing him on offense is the guy who is literally breaking the game.”