The NBA operates on a certain assumption of good faith

Yeah, it was hacked, HACKED BY WHAT WE USED TO REFER TO AS THE TRUTH AMIRITE

To be fair to Browner, I think everyone can attest to how much of a pain those fitted sheets can be to get on a bed!

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

He was thinking that at best his team gets the ball and at worst they give up 20 yards of field position to a team that at that point had punted 4 times....

Poe’s Law is probably overused as a trope, but I’m having a legitimate crisis of it here. I think you sound sincere, but the voice is almost *too* perfect in such a way that it *could* be satire.

Nice tribute to George of the Jungle on that one.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

After reading the article I have just one question:

LITERALLY HAD ME GOING UNTIL TWO THIRDS DOWN

Were you scared? And excited? But also scared?

When I was applying for college in the 90s, I was under a lot of pressure. My parents expected me to go to a top school like Stanford - all kinds of straight A students got rejected from Stanford, so I was really pushing myself. I had all kinds of extra-curricular activities in addition to a demanding course load.…

De Jure basically means by the letter of the law, regardless of how it is actually applied; pretty sure you meant to use de facto there.

At least the big networks are finally getting used to the idea of live streaming.

Just once in my miserable life: Give us Weird Al for the Super Bowl.

And that will be the perfect cap on Carolina’s undefeated 18 - 1 season.

I'm guessing he was probably trying to watch a soccer game.

This illustrates how Americans really do live in two separate, hermetically sealed echo chambers. The shooting response script for Gawker commenters and most non-Fox media outlets is precisely the inverse of this.

US law (which I’m using to refer to the laws of the respective states) requires REASONABLE fear for one’s safety. We can argue whether juries and public opinion apply that standard equitably and correctly, but I think it’s worth pointing out that at least in theory that’s what the law is.

Heidi always ruining sports broadcasts smh