You know who has really great skin? Beck.

The ant would fall apart at that size scale. There's a reason exoskeletons aren't seen on creatures larger than a small bird, and that reason is physics.

Stuart Scott: Forest Whitaker

Joke-making by women has been legal for years, and many of us have gotten very good at it.

BEACH MODE

my favorite parts of season 3&4 are the Dinobots..........

Right on cue, it's the Richard Sherman police. Ever since some actual racists attacked the guy for his rant about Michael Crabtree last year, it has been presumptively racist for the rest of us to say anything negative about him (most especially on this website). He comes off as a loud-mouthed, attention-hungry…

Right. And Tommy Wiseau always meant for The Room to be a "dark comedy."

Your troll is just a product of your company system. You're not the best troll of all time, so we'll hold off on that discussion, but well done.

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

It would be kind of funny if Cousins ends up getting arrested for something today shortly before 5:19 PM.

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

That's not how statistical significance works.

Hand washing truthers are much more welcome than highlight truthers.

Your bathroom trips are short because you are a heathen—unlike our person of interest—and don't wash your hands.

Keep us posted.

Were you able to stop watching yet?