All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Ford: [frantically checks James' 2003 draft projection]

It's an ill-conceived disaster from the very first frame, and frankly, I'm completely baffled that it exists at all.

Show me a highlight of a fade route in the end zone in the WWE

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Same thing took Ken Norton off the ballot.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

apparently you've never met any NYC sports fans. Or Cards fans, but duh on that one.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

"We shall come over."

Her career at Florida may be over, but she can look forward to a long, successful run as an ESPN analyst.

Antoinette Bannister: 1.4 PPG, 0.7 RPG, 18.9% APR.

I'm older than Dunham's target demographic. Even as a younger man I was never a particular "hip" guy. So with those caveats let me declare the hottest of hot takes: I just do not understand what is interesting about Lena Dunham.

Turn it into a skills challenge. Deadspin - feel free to contact me on WHY this will be awesome and I'll elaborate

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Can I somehow sell my vote in this poll to the BBWAA?

This is good. +3.14

Blue 42!