You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

It would be kind of funny if Cousins ends up getting arrested for something today shortly before 5:19 PM.

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

That's not how statistical significance works.

Hand washing truthers are much more welcome than highlight truthers.

Your bathroom trips are short because you are a heathen—unlike our person of interest—and don't wash your hands.

Argonaut all men.

Keep us posted.

Were you able to stop watching yet?

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Ford: [frantically checks James' 2003 draft projection]

It's an ill-conceived disaster from the very first frame, and frankly, I'm completely baffled that it exists at all.

Show me a highlight of a fade route in the end zone in the WWE

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

Same thing took Ken Norton off the ballot.

Coincidentally, Pat McAfee won't be able to attend Hall of Fame ceremonies. He has a virus.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.