"We shall come over."

Her career at Florida may be over, but she can look forward to a long, successful run as an ESPN analyst.

Antoinette Bannister: 1.4 PPG, 0.7 RPG, 18.9% APR.

I'm older than Dunham's target demographic. Even as a younger man I was never a particular "hip" guy. So with those caveats let me declare the hottest of hot takes: I just do not understand what is interesting about Lena Dunham.

Turn it into a skills challenge. Deadspin - feel free to contact me on WHY this will be awesome and I'll elaborate

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Can I somehow sell my vote in this poll to the BBWAA?

This is good. +3.14

Blue 42!

"...but I was promised... Inspector Gadget!"

Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows Paul McCartney was in a band called The Wings.

How so? I mean I know the numbers were sort of pulled out of my ass (also, I meant 79 rather than 89; typo), but I based that thought on your post-punt WP breakdown, if the flag was or wasn't picked up.

Needle goes in, thread comes out, you can't explain that.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

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"No, no! On defense!"

Burn down for Watt