If there was only some simple solution to a problem of 4 spots for 5 conferences....

They stopped sharing it on the main page because there are no recipes or video game reviews or civil rights discourse or great deals on appliances, but you can see the latest one here:

Mike Jones, I need to speak with you immediately regarding some very important information in your possession.

I don't think you know what the words "cynical" and "fraud" mean.

Hoyer had widespread support inside the locker room. No brainer according to players in there

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

Being hit by a sleigh?

It's not that hard, J.J. Abrams, as YouTuber Michael Shanks readily demonstrates (via Tech Crunch).

Thinkpieces Are The Problem

I'm outraged by the outrage about the outrage

I guess my sarcasm was too subtle?

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

I like to think I'm colorblind, in the sense that I assume every famous person has a ghostwriter.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

It's the hottest take of them all. OF THEM ALL!

Pretty bad when I feel compelled to support these terrible videos, but this cut-rate-Drew-Margary "I'm so angry about boring innocuous stuff that I'm SWEARING" schtick is, amazingly, worse.

He really does look like Moose Johnston. Like, REALLY really. Good eye, 'Berto.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

"Carson Palmer? That guy is really good."

He played Koy. His brother always wanted to Ty up the loose ends, though.