So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

Yeah, no. As a guy who has lived in Southern California and had to listen to annoying Lakers fans for the last decade, this will never get old. Ever.

Now 90 percent of all internet thinkpieces are dedicated to explaining why you should have a problem with something you originally had no problem with.

Alligator... no crocs in Louisiana

48 shots to get 42 pts? For Kobe Bean Bryant? Who are you trying to fool here, pal?

I hope they do this to Kobe later just to see him go for a furious 42 point night on 17-48 shooting.

"Here's a thing you like, in the style of another thing you like. Not that we condone that kind of stupid garbage. But just click anyway, you know, as a way to show that you're too sophisticated for that kind of nonsense. Just like we are. Very much."

If you mean conpletely different, you would have nailed it

I'm not trying to clown Derrick Rose

The Bulls would release him, but at this point he can’t even take a hike.

Reporter: What do you have to say for yourselves?

Poor Welk, just minding his own business dropping some balls and boom, dead.

If you ever tasted elk meat you'd feel differently.

Watching these robots attack your comment makes it extra special. +1

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

"And now the starting lineup for the visiting Oklahoma City Thunder..."

How rude!

Why even POST this without Simba next to him??