I agree he went down and got touched with right at 1 second left, but usually the clock runs for an extra beat AND I’ve never seen NFL refs respond to a TO call instantaneously like that.

I was rooting for the Bears because I hate the Broncos but in the horrible alternate universe where I am a Bronocs fan I’m livid about the Bears getting the final second on the clock for the FGA.

A family joke from my grandpa is that it’s “what’s-this-here” sauce and I’m sticking to that.

It seems like we could be converging on talking about different things pretty quickly here, so I’d like to make a few points and reset my original statement a little bit.

I mentioned two things that were on the record. Obviously most people didn’t know anything about the rape allegation.

This aged pretty poorly, no?

I actually think his apology strikes the right balance, but I realize that’s still not enough for some people.

Honest question, is this a Commissioner’s Exempt List type of situation or not?

He’s Jake Jortles!

Jaguars exec: “Guys, how do we avoid people nicknaming our next QB Jake Jortles?”

The Lego Movie came out in 2014!

So are we no longer supposed to feel bad about his injury then?  I need the latest Deadspin Style Guide on this.

Dis gud

That was my thought too.  Maybe it’s a parting gift, but it also seems like an insurance policy of sorts.

where he wore his old jersey like it was 1987 all over again.

I literally have always done this in my head.

Pretty sure, and Wikipedia seems to confirm, that the Hanks and Hunt characters were not married before he was shipwrecked, which I am being That Guy mostly to note that I am terrified by the infinitesimal chance of being on either end of that sort of hypothetical scenario (loved one is presumed dead, the other moves…

The premise and reasoning here is mostly correct, but I’m still a big fan of arugula on the right sandwich or even a taco.

This is criminally understarred

KD is the league’s biggest walnut.