Think about how corrupt that place must be, same mayor forever, that changes, and everyone quits.

But making children go to events they don’t waaaaaanna- robs the special snowflakes of their agency.

Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.

Chemicals...

More like a cynical attempt to cash in on the Christian film market that has proved quite lucrative despite such films being poorly received by critics. I doubt the creators earnestly care about 50 Shades of Grey, they merely understand there's a counter-market to profit from by making a cheap excuse of a movie. Which…

How about stopping saying females with smaller breasts have the bodies of young men? That's more damaging than Photoshop.

The only solution is a return to school uniforms. Sexy, sexy school uniforms.

Wait. That's a music video? I thought it was a commercial for Crazy Carlos' Chunky Bracelet Warehouse.

I am officially stealing the term "repercu[$$]ions" to use when necessary. Which is likely to be on a daily basis.