The way they want it you would be locked AFTER you paid it off.

Your prediction will prove correct, except Paige will become personal assistant and lover of one disgruntled former KGB officer named Vladimir Putin.

Also, “Julie” needs to stop calling Elizabeth “mom” when they are in the field. That’s just sloppy.

YAAAASSSS

I think she’s one of the rare people who turn out to be what they seem. Like the Pastor, who turned out in the end to be. . . a pastor.

“That will never do the trick!”

I felt that, too. “He’s your department.” Ice cold.

Elizabeth seems to be all but dead inside at this point. Phillip tells her about having to remove Henry from his school, and her best response is, “Well, he’s your department.” Wow.

The opening bit, where Elizabeth has broken into that facility, did anyone else get a Splinter Cell vibe from it? Down to shooting out the lights even.

That Ally-Sheedy-from-the-Breakfast-Club-too-much-eye-liner look?

Or, you know, he could downsize, sell that fancy car and take out a second mortgage like any other family struggling to make tuition payments for their son.

AVClub just proved it doesn’t even run their reviews through a spellcheck even ONCE.

I believe more than ever that Stan’s wife is a spy, but not a spy for the Russians.

Elizabeth’s wig in the car when she has the photo of stan might be my favorite Elizabeth look of all time.

The idea of robbing a bank did occur to me, but I didn’t factor in his facility with disguise. Bank robbing is a popular activity for revolutionaries, but illegals are far too valuable & invested to take such risks (they also wouldn’t be engaged in such lethal activities that P&E do often, but I’ll accept it for the…

You know, if Phillip is having money issues, he should just put those spy skills and disguises to some use by robbing a bank. Seems like a more productive hobby than line dancing.

Not only did Erica’s mistimed nausea cause Elizabeth to miss any good intel, but she also missed Kent Hrbek’s grand slam.

Honestly, movie-watching is one of the few activities that is improved by being stoned basically 100% of the time. You’re just sitting in one place for two hours with nothing to do but look at a screen and think about what you’re seeing on it. Why not get the old brain-gears turning a little extra for that? I’ve…

Truthfully anyone who slanders movies or anything for that matter are nothing but but bum ass bitches who has nothing better to do. I’m gonna tell you losers something your parents say all the time. Get a job and stop trying to diss comedy and who really gives a fuck who’s done this or that. Truthfully The Simpsons…

I wish we could talk more openly and frequently about watching movies while partaking of Satan’s Tobacco. I find it kind of annoying that attempts to discuss the merits of weed on movie-viewing are most often greeted with, “you’re why we can’t have nice things” replies. Weed can and does enhance some movie-going…